Let’s face it: not every marriage has a happy ending. But for every man in the Midwest going through this difficult ordeal, you can have that bitter experience dulled with the help of the best Chicago female strippers.
Now, many of you out there reading this are probably thinking, ‘Whoa, strippers right after a divorce? Maybe it would be better for me to take some time to reflect, find myself, and heal.’ Sure, that could work, too. But we know that for a lot of gentlemen out there, the company of a beautiful woman willing to step over some boundaries is a great way to speed up the getting over the process. And one of the best ways to do that is by throwing a divorce party to celebrate your newfound freedom.
Now, of course, divorce parties aren’t all about the women. So for this article, we’ll also give you some tips on how to throw a separation bash so memorable, you’ll forget you were even married in the first place.
Make the booze flow
Congratulations, you’re a free man. Your first instinct would be to gather up the gang, open up a bottle of your best 18-year-old single malt whiskey, and enjoy the night away. But you wouldn’t want to run out of booze in the middle of your celebration, now, would you?
Make sure you have an ample supply of drinks. If you want to impress people, you can whip up some cocktails yourself. Or if you don’t want to worry about all the effort, hire a bartender. Either way, keep them coming for the rest of the night. But remember the basics: get a designated driver who won’t partake or stay the night over. Drink responsibly, and that can’t be stressed enough.
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